"President Obama went to India, South Korea, then Japan. He’s going to keep traveling until he finds his birth certificate."
– David Letterman
"President Obama was in India yesterday visiting our jobs. Tomorrow he goes to China to visit our money."
– Jay Leno
"President Obama is still out of the country but he's keeping in contact with Vice President Joe Biden to find out when it's safe to come back home."
– Jay Leno
"The president’s trip was cut short due to volcanic ash. That’s the second time his plans have been disrupted by ash. The last time was when the Democrats went down in flames."
– Jay Leno
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